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BFCSA: Time for a LAF re Banksters and Frogs

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 A frog goes into a bank and 

  Approaches the teller. He

Can see from her nameplate

That her name is Patricia

Whack.

 

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get

A $30,000 loan to take a

Holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in

Disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is

Kermit Jagger, his dad is

Mick Jagger, and that it's

Okay, he knows the bank

Manager.

 

Patty explains that he will

Need to secure the loan with

Some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have

This," and produces a tiny

Porcelain elephant, about an

Inch tall, bright pink and

Perfectly formed.

 

Very confused, Patty explains

That she'll have to consult

With the bank manager and

Disappears into a back office.

 

She finds the manager and

Says, "There's a frog called

Kermit Jagger out there who

Claims to know you and wants

To borrow $30,000, and he

Wants to use this as

Collateral."

 

She holds up the tiny pink

Elephant. "I mean, what in

 The world is this?"

 


The bank manager looks back 

At her and says.


"It's a knickknack, Patty

Whack. Give the frog a loan,

His old man's a Rolling

Stone."

 

 



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  • doyla66
    doyla66 Friday, 28 February 2014

    After the day I have just had, this is just what I needed. Very, very Funny Ha Ha.

  • doyla66
    doyla66 Friday, 28 February 2014

    Gfs246

    How's it all going Nanna?
    I have been thinking about you.
    FOS seem to send me emails on Friday Arvos just b4 4pm? WTF
    Just in time to ruin my weekend.....
    Not one questioned was answered that I put forward to ANZ or Bankwank!!!!!!

  • doyla66
    doyla66 Saturday, 01 March 2014

    Gfs246, I'm afraid that is typical of both FOS and the banks. Keep asking and referring back to the questions that is all you can do.
    I am fine but have some awful goings on still in the wind. Thugs and bullies in the on the act, making life uncomfortable for me and hubby.

  • doyla66
    doyla66 Saturday, 01 March 2014

    Gfs246

    Yes Nanna I will keep asking the questions.
    So you are still in your home?
    Keep going Nanna......
    Thugs and bullies will get what they deserve....

  • doyla66
    doyla66 Saturday, 01 March 2014

    No, We have been gone since May 2013 when we were evicted in the presence of the Sheriff. WE are still suffering the aftermath of this situation some 8 months later. I am still not at liberty to tell all but will be in a position to let it rip shortly. This is very trying and debilitating I can tell you but I am one of those people who will not give in. It is disgusting what we are going through at the moment. To get to your later years and have to face this ordeal is really unimaginable, but I guess it is meant to test us. I still have my large family who I love dearly and they make me so proud. I am looking forward to my first great grandchild in July. which I think I have blogged about before. Sorry, don't want to bore you. !!!! I don't believe Thugs and Bullies is a strong enough term, Criminal B......s would be more like it. Hang in there Gfs246 and be grateful for what you have and your family. xx

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